Tom Brady, Man UpMonday, October 18, 2010
Good Lord, every time I hear about Tom Brady’s ‘Justin Bieber’ haircut, I cringe. This is too much for me to take anymore. I’d rather hear yet another recapitulation (version 1,947) of Lindsay Lohan slogging through her daily ordeals as opposed to the incessant narratives about Tom Brady’s revolting haircut. This is just unacceptable for any male who has made it more than a couple of years past puberty.
Apparently, he’s doing it for his model wife – I guess she gets the remote control and wears the pants, dressing up her man like a little boy toy. Then there’s the reported fight between Brady and superstar troublemaker Randy Moss, with Moss telling him he looked like a girl. Coach Bill Belicheck has denied the story, but it sounds like something Randy Moss would do.
Last week the Wall Street Journal ran a story about quarterback coifs. Here’s the interactive edition link. Look at the “after” photo of Eli Manning, which is a photo of the way the stylist thinks Manning ought to look.
The “after” photo is thoroughly repulsive. Some professional stylist evidently thinks that Manning’s teammates would be better served if he went onto the field looking like a queer 1980s, Las Vegas act.