Tom Brady, Man Up

Monday, October 18, 2010
Posted in category Just Stuff

Good Lord, every time I hear about Tom Brady’s ‘Justin Bieber’ haircut, I cringe. This is too much for me to take anymore. I’d rather hear yet another recapitulation (version 1,947) of Lindsay Lohan slogging through her daily ordeals as opposed to the incessant narratives about Tom Brady’s revolting haircut. This is just unacceptable for any male who has made it more than a couple of years past puberty.

Apparently, he’s doing it for his model wife – I guess she gets the remote control and wears the pants, dressing up her man like a little boy toy. Then there’s the reported fight between Brady and superstar troublemaker Randy Moss, with Moss telling him he looked like a girl. Coach Bill Belicheck has denied the story, but it sounds like something Randy Moss would do.

Last week the Wall Street Journal ran a story about quarterback coifs. Here’s the interactive edition link. Look at the “after” photo of Eli Manning, which is a photo of the way the stylist thinks Manning ought to look.

The “after” photo is thoroughly repulsive. Some professional stylist evidently thinks that Manning’s teammates would be better served if he went onto the field looking like a queer 1980s, Las Vegas act.

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7 Responses to Tom Brady, Man Up

  1. clark says:

    October 18th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    So, what your saying is, I need a haircut.
    I go too long without getting one, I thought it was a money saver.

  2. Michael the Artist says:

    October 18th, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    Give these guys a break, Karen–it’s a tough job competing with Brett Favre for off-the-field drama.

  3. M. Terry says:

    October 19th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Where’s Larry and Curly?

  4. Chris DeCoster Sickler says:

    October 21st, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    Randy Moss telling Tom Brady he looked like a girl is not only the funniest thing he’s ever done, but maybe the most honest!

  5. Iluvatar says:

    October 21st, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    @ Chris: Good post young nephew!

    You may become a blog expert (who can actually type) that rivals your good aunt!!!


    You are learning how to kick some butt – Congrats man!

    Don’t forget to eat your vegetables (raw) – makes you grow up REAL STRONG (like my children)!
    peace, man…

  6. Alex says:

    October 22nd, 2010 at 6:06 am

    Oh Jesus, cut the guy some slack. With all the thugs, killers, criminals, miscreants, and philanderers in professional sports, it’s refreshing to see a dude whose only “calumny” is questionable styling.

  7. cousin lucky says:

    October 22nd, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    Thanks, Ms De Coster, now I know why Randy moss was so abruptly traded from
    the Patriots!!! He’s right Tom Brady does look like a girl!!!

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