The Twelve Days of Fascism:

Tuesday, December 10, 2002
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The Twelve Days of Fascism: Merry Christmas, from the Department of Homeland Security!

On the first day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
A Department of Homeland Security.

On the second day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the third day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the fourth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the fifth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the sixth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the seventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the eight day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the ninth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the tenth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Ten less Amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the eleventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Eleven years protesting
Ten less Amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

On the twelfth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me,
Twelve digital implants
Eleven years protesting
Ten less Amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Smallpox Shots
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security.

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