Thank Goodness for Armchair Scientists

Monday, April 23, 2007
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Some buffoon has plastered billboards all over my area. It started when her kid asked why there wasn’t enough snow to go sledding. Her answer: global warming. There ya go. Just like that. Don’t you love it when you don’t even have to think? Her motto is “take back the weather.” And yes, it’s “for the children.”

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And if you haven’t seen this one, check out the Mises blog. The Mother of All Morons, Sheryl Crow, is taking you to task if you use more than one square of toilet paper per sitting. One lonely, thin, fragile square. I couldn’t bloody well wipe a fingernail with one lone square let alone, well, you know. If that’s not ridiculous enough, this is even better.

Furthermore, Crow also fancies the idea of “not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefullness”.

To prove she walks it like she talks it, Crow has designed what she calls her “dining sleeve” – a detachable contrivance which offers the user “the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product”.

These phony feelgooders should be tossed into the nearest landfill along with a trillion rolls of unused toilet paper AND plenty of plastic grocery bags.

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