Ted Kennedy, LooterFriday, August 28, 2009
From Massachusetts reader Charlie comes this superb obituary:
Here in the suburbs of Boston, it is quite a laugh to turn on the boob tube and watch all the pansies, panty waists, pussies, and toy gun-hating, servile she-males of both sexes slobbering past the coffin of the dim-witted black sheep of the Irish Gambino family.
“Oh Kennedy could have laid about and lived off his money, but he chose to spend his life helping people.” Helping people my Aunt Fanny! If this fat, arrogant witness-tampering (read Senatorial Privilege) tyrant really wanted to help people he could have used his money to set up a foundation to dispense money for whatever noble causes he liked. If people liked his foundation’s work they cold have volunteered their own time and money to help. But did he? No! He forced people to turn over their money – the Hyannis Port Corleone’s refer to it as resources – to his worldly passions. The aforementioned pussies et al call this charity.
They also call the Kennedy’s good Catholics! The Killer Kennedy Klan throws the booboisie a few table scraps and they think it is a five course meal at Buckingham Palace. Yesterday the hearse containing his ample earthly remains was driven around Boston “so he could see for one last time all the sights in town he loved” as some local TV anchor gushed. It was probably the first time his mortal coil saw the city from a motor vehicle when he was not either sloshed or being serviced by a buxom blonde. As a friend of mine said yesterday. I pray for his soul, but will not celebrate his life. Sic semper tyrannis!