Gasp! Horrors!

The 40-page assessment by the Interior Department’s inspector general accuses the Park Police of an “overall lack of commitment to its icon security responsibilities.”

This means that the gigantic, ugly icons that litter the streets of America – such as the Lincoln blob and other presidential monuments – could potentially be defaced, such as when two protesters climbed the Lincoln memorial to hang a banner. Michelle Malkin is outraged that these state treasures are not being homeland securitized.