Silicone Self-Esteem

Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Posted in category Decivilization

Even a commie is a “hoot” (pun intended!) once in a while. Mr. Bills on artificial trophy topography (silicone self-esteem):

In the end I guess my own gender is most to blame. ……… Even as adults, middle-aged dads and graying solitary or married men, we still lead with or can be led by our loins. And the bearings of our existential compasses are too often affected by women’s breasts, real or fake.

I know I am sick and tired of looking at these swollen water balloons everywhere I go. It is especially attractive when combined with cellulite. Come on, now – you don’t think I can avoid these social-cultural jabs on my blog for too long, do ya? In fact, it’s funny how these big-ticket embellishments became a boom time phenomenon made affordable by easy credit and easy pickings.

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6 Responses to Silicone Self-Esteem

  1. Tomás says:

    April 19th, 2011 at 7:25 pm

    the comments below it are priceless and hearken back to Mr. Bills’ roots. the third one down blames the decline in breast feeding on, you guessed it, capitalism! dirty capitalist pigs trying to sell baby formula off on you!

    every time there’s a new war being promoted on the Right, I eventually run into comments like the one above that remind that I ain’t on the Left neither!

  2. Aaron says:

    April 19th, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    What was this article about again? You lost me at “breasts”.. :)

  3. Iluvatar says:

    April 19th, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    Not touching this…

  4. Ernie Hopkins says:

    April 21st, 2011 at 9:02 am

    One thing I love about you Karen is I never know what to expect when I get your blog notice, this being no exception! As several others have commented, the “comments” are better than the article! Always been a fan of balance, proportion, and functionality for all things in the human anatomy. Obviously not the majority view, LOL!

  5. Jeannie Queenie says:

    April 22nd, 2011 at 1:30 am

    My guess is the real boobs are the ones who think that a cup that runneth over is a ticket to heaven. Funny joke here that shows just how distracted a guy can get over these Z bras.

    “There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

    The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

    The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”

    The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”

    The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.”
    So much for brains or beauty…it appears that inflatables or watermelons do it for some guys…thus proving like I said, that the real boobs often have jockstraps.

  6. Jeannie Queenie says:

    April 22nd, 2011 at 1:44 am

    sometimes you get what you shouldn’t pray for……”A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it was magic. Her husband told her to prove it.
    She said watch,
    ”Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my boobs biggest of all.”

    Sure enough, they grew huge.

    The husband was amazed and said, “Ooh, oooh, let me try! Mirror, mirror show me more, make my dick touch the floor.”

    His legs fell off.

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