Pro Football’s TSA

Friday, August 23, 2013
Posted in category Security State

I thought this was a joke, but apparently not.

To provide a safer environment for the public and significantly expedite fan entry into stadiums, NFL teams have implemented an NFL policy this year that limits the size and type of bags that may be brought into stadiums.

The NFL Committee on Stadium Security in May unanimously recommended the implementation of this measure that will enhance public safety and make it easier for fans to gain access to all stadiums.

It’s very real, and it had me almost had me fooled.

Here’s what’s banned this year: Camera cases, diaper bags, backpacks, non transparent tote bags, seat cushions and big purses.

Any tote bag must be see through and no bigger than 12 x 12 inches. The NFL just happens to be selling them on its website, cashing in on the changes.

And the voluntary entertainment slaves will continue to attend these events at exorbitant prices + the addition of the new totalitarian rules which are, of course, for their own “safety.” Here is the TSA-like visual from the NFL page. The “be clear” message is as haunting as any bit of TSA propaganda. The question remains: when do they roll out the rules for mandatory molestation?




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2 Responses to Pro Football’s TSA

  1. Tim says:

    August 23rd, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    Karen, this is exactly why I will never again attend an NFL game (though infrequent as that has been in the past). I thought it would have made for a fun outing with my boys, but forget it now. And the same will go for any other event where this occurs. I even hate having my bags checked at Disney World and Busch Gardens.

  2. Ron says:

    September 11th, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    I am sickened by our government’s propensity to punish everyone for the sins of a few. The dirty secret of “profiling” is that it works! If they want to search bags, search the bags of people that fit the profile of terrorists, and stop harassing everyone.

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