Parents Aren’t Safe

Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Posted in category "For the Children"

Here’s another way for the government-media safety parade propaganda machine to sell folks on the dangers of biological parents and the “safety” of our government parents: thanks to parental negligence, kids bring “unsafe” lunches to school that are ripe for bacteria. As usual, researchers study something – anything – that is insignificant and turn the non-issue into a major safety issue to be chatted about endlessly by the gullible media halfwits. And this news leads to a media storm and suggestions for treating your kid’s lunch like an organ being shipped off for transplant. Perhaps we can raise the bar on the government’s ‘Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010‘ and launch the ‘Healthy, Safe, Warm, Happy, Non-Suicidal, Pharmaceutically-Drugged, Government-Raised, School Lunch-Fed, Self Esteem-Embracing, Never Wanting, Low-Fat, Fully Vaccinated, Bacteria-Free Act of 2011.’

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3 Responses to Parents Aren’t Safe

  1. Isaac says:

    August 30th, 2011 at 10:25 am

    What a brilliant doctor. Feed your kids nothing but sugar, and when they go wild in the classroom you can give them the safe, wholesome, federally approved whole grain pharmaceuticals they need to remain in a state of stuporousness appropriate for school. All at a safe temperature!

  2. JC says:

    August 30th, 2011 at 11:50 am

    Well, they almost sounded good, right up to the PB&J recommendation. Then it just went down hill from there…

  3. Jerry says:

    August 30th, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    That’s right, the government will be your nanny, Americans. Got that?

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