More Sick Government Propaganda
Saturday, January 2, 2010Reader Nick brought this to my attention: the United States Department of Transportation YouTube channel. if you ever want to lay back in the easy chair and watch countless creepy videos of the state harping on “distracted driving,” this is the place. “Distracted driving” is an “epidemic that has taken over America,” according to Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood.
If you run out of fascinating material on Big Guv’s ghoulish YouTube channel, go to www.distraction.gov for another fix of nursemaid politics from despotic, federal paper shufflers with saggy jowls.
Remember that the U.S. government had the time to organize and carry out an entire summit on “distracted driving.” Yet another “war” on yet another activity to which special interests and babysitter bureaucrats have paid way too much attention.
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 2nd, 2010 at 2:10 pm
I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT TEXTING OR USING THE CELL PHONE WHILE
DRIVING. YOUR RIGHT TO DO SO STOPS WHERE MY RIGHT TO EXIST BEGINS.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE THAT FEELS HE CAN PLAY ROMAN HANDS
AND RUSSIAN FINGERS WITH CELL PHONES, TEXTING AND CHANNEL CHANGING,
NOSE PICKING, ETC, THEN
DON’T HOLLER WHEN UNCLE SAM BRINGS MORE INTRUSIVE LAWS INTO THE LAND.
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO HOLLER ‘FIRE’ IN A THEATRE WHERE NONE EXISTS, THEN I GUESS YOU SHOULD SERVE SOMETIME, MR 24/7 MY RIGHTS!
NO MAN IS AN ISLAND, AND THE SOONER WE ALL LEARN THIS LESSON THE BETTER OFF WE WILL ALL BE.
IT’S THE ARSEHOLES OF THE WORLD THAT MAKE BIG GOV STEP IN TO PROTECT
THE REST OF US FROM THE IDIOTS. YES, YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO THAT MCBURGER AND FAT FRIES,
BUT DON’T EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR YOUR HEALTH BILL AFTER YOU ARE SICK AND
DISABLED FROM YOUR STUPID EATING CHOICES. AGAIN YOUR RIGHT TO EAT CRAP IS
OK WITH ME, BUT MY RIGHT TO NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR STUPID RIGHT
STARTS WHERE YOU THINK YOUR RIGHTS BEGIN…GET IT DUMMY? DITTO FOR
COMPANIES WHO POLLUTE WATERWAY.
MY RIGHT TO FISH AND EAT A HEALTHY
FISH MEAL TAKES PRECEDENCE OVER WHEN YOUR SO CALLED RIGHT TO DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT BEGINS. YOU DON’T LIKE GOVT? THEN DON’T ACT LIKE A JERK SO
THAT GOVT IS FORCED TO MAKE MORE AND MORE LAWS THAT WE ALL HATE.
“Distracted driving” IS ONE OF THOSE GAMES THAT I WITNESS FOLKS DOING
EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. I RECALL SOME IDIOT WHO HAD A NEWPAPER LAID
ACROSS HIS STEERING WHEEL WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS IN ONE HAND AND
A CELL PHONE IS HIS OTHER WHILE SPEAKING AND RIDING AT 65 MPH. I COULD ONLY CONCLUDE THAT THIS MORON WAS LOOKING AT THE STOCK PAGE AND CALLING HIS BROKER. ANYONE WHO
READS THE WSJ KNOWS THAT THE FONT SIZE IS SO SMALL THAT TO READ IT WHILE
DRIVING WOULDN’T BE AN EASY THING GO DO, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A SENIOR.
SO IT IS MORONS LIKE THIS, WHO TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTS AND GIVE MORE FUEL TO
UNCLE SAM TO ENACT MORE LAWS..DON’T BLAME UNCLE SAM FOR PROTECTING YOUR ASS, BLAME THE IDIOTS WHO ABUSE, EITHER FOOD CHOICES, OR COMMUNICATION CHOICES WHILE DRIVING. LIKE I SAID EARLIER, YOUR RIGHTS LET OFF WHERE MINE BEGIN. I HAVE A RIGHT TO EXPECT THAT THE NIMWIT BEHIND ME ON THE HIGHWAY IS NOT GOING TO CRASH INTO ME BECAUSE HE IS BROKERING 500 SHARES OF XYZ CORP. ONE
LAST POINT, HAS IT DAWNED ON ANYONE YET, THAT SINCE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SO DUMBDOWNED IN THE LAST FOUR GENERATIONS THAT NEW LAWS BEING WRITTEN ARE A RESULT OF THE PREVAILING STUPIDITY AMONG THE COMMONERS WHO ALLOWED THE DUMBING DOWN?
John and Dagny Galt says:
January 2nd, 2010 at 4:12 pm
What the hell was that?
Seriously…rotflmao!
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 pm
Am wondering just what the hell rotflamo is about, so I checked into its meaning…and discovered this….A chatroom abbreviation used mainly by imbeciles, usually in response to something mildly, often very mildly, amusing. People who use this type of shorthand should be avoided like the Spanish flu. As in “I would’ve married her, but I found out that she goes into chatrooms and uses shorthand like LOL and ROTFLMAO. Therefore, I broke off our engagement and changed the locks to my apartment”. So guest Galts, if you didn’t understand the above or get the meaning of my drift, then you are lost. Perhaps what you really meant was rotflmaoawmb. Yes, it was longwinded and for that I am sorry, along with the caps which I did not intend to use, but was in a hurry earlier,but darn it all, many of our laws begin as a result of the ignoramus’s around us all. I get sick of hearing people talk of their rights especially when they impinge on those of others..comprende?
Tomás says:
January 3rd, 2010 at 11:02 am
Classic case of defending the undefendable…this won’t stop there.
John and Dagny Galt says:
January 4th, 2010 at 9:01 am
As Amerika continues to swirl and decend towards the hole of no return, it is supposed offenses against concocted color of law non-crimes that will foment and facilitate the last pirouettes before the flushing is completed and the cycle to empire begins anew.
Please confirm the correct observance of corpus delicti and while you are at it you can weep and sob as you watch the keystone kops bust the biscuit terrorists.
http://www.prolibertate.us/index.php?blog=7&cat=16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob-5a8VhW5I
You will note that Mr. Grigg correctly predicts that persecution of biscuit bandits and potato planters will ultimately lead to bloodshed. Of course, once THAT dam breaks, look out.
While we’re talking about disarming others and removing those killer biscuits and veggies, let’s entertain ourselves just a little further.
http://freedominourtime.blogspot.com/2010/01/neither-sword-nor-shield-full-spectrum.html
Oh, btw(that’s by the way, by the way)…when there are multiple occupants in a vehicle, should the hummer kops stop each one? Surely humdinging while driving is a capital offense nowadays.
Still, rotflmaotipmpasmd
Sincerely,
John and Dagny(humdinger-extrordinaire) Galt
Atlas Shrugged, Owners Manual For The Universe!(tm)
lol.
M. Terry says:
January 4th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I won’t read any post submitted in ALL CAPS.
In internet etiquette, that’s known as SHOUTING, and is usually the result of a lack of attention at home kid.
Wanna be taken seriously, try using upper and lower case, like polite society.
The bullshit of “I’m from the Government, and I’m here to help you” is unmitigated sophistry. Don’t wear a seatbelt, and you run the risk of being beaten, tased handcuffed and arrested by government agents “for your own protection.” But if someone wants to believe that any laws advanced by the government are for the protection of the hoi polloi, they have my blessing. Lowering blood-alcohol levels in drivers to the point where two beers makes one “illegal” is only for control purposes, and to squeeze money from the sheeple. It’s really had an effect on seriously drunken drivers, now hasn’t it?
Thanks for posting the flame, Karen. Good to know that your posts can still cause tantrums. If the writer re-posts in proper upper and lower case, perhaps I’ll read it.
M. Terry says:
January 4th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
http://www2.counton2.com/cbd/news/state_regional/article/south_carolina_trooper_arrested_for_dui_was_wearing_a_dress/21333/
OED.
Karen De Coster says:
January 4th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
MARK, REALLY…….WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? :–)
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 5th, 2010 at 1:54 am
M Terry, I did not intentionally shout and did explain in the next post that I was in a hurry, and didn’t realize I had caps on until it was to late to do the whole thing over again, so don’t get your panties all soiled.
Wow, you guys get all bent out of shape about caps, but give the distinct impression that you don’t care if some idiot rams into your car while he or she is texting……isn’t that a tad skewed? I will take the caps anyday over some prick who is NOT POLITE and endangers the lives of others. If you read above, I spoke of a guy who had a newspaper thrown across his steering wheel and had a magnifying glass to read, probably the stock page, while speaking on a cell phone going over 65 mph, and you think that is okay, even if the idiot crashes into you? What are you a democrat feeling sorry for the perpetrator over the victim? If so, you might qualify for some czar positon with this admin. I think that you totally misread the point I was attempting to make. No where did I imply I’m in love with beaucoup laws that are mainly money makers for unlawful lawmakers. The biscuit guy was more discreet with the cops then I would have been. If any cop were to chide me for delivering biscuits, I ‘d bend over and tell him to kiss my buns. No law against that! Dagny, they say that barney frankfurter is also a humdinger-extrordinaire, so maybe you two could hook up someday. Speaking of frankfurters, “Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made.” by Otto von Bismarck
Michael says:
January 5th, 2010 at 10:57 am
The paradigm is pretty simple: They have to erect some Scary Bogeyman that only the Government can rescue you from. What you need to do in return is to shut up, look the other way, surrender your liberties and some of your property and only then will Government rescue you. You dare dissent you unpatriotic anti-American thug? Then off to the gallows with you, serf.
From up here, it looks like they’re running low on Scary Bogeymen.
John and Dagny Galt says:
January 5th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Dear Jeannie Queenie Bobeannie,
Don’t you know sausage making machines are dangerous and should be outlawed before somebody gets their frankfurting humdinger john-bobbitted.
Isn’t it great that you can find ANYTHING on Wikipedia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
Sincerely,
John and Dagny Galt
Atlas Shrugged, Owners Manual For The Universe!(tm)
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Jeannie Queenie says:
January 6th, 2010 at 1:18 am
J & D G, Wikipedia’s great if you’re a fifth grader with a school paper due, or if you are a lazy adult fearful of real research. Mr Bobbit apparently had a hard time keeping his sausage machine within the limit
of the law or the ‘lay’ of the land…
speaking of which, people who love sausage and the law should never watch either being made for unpleasant truths about it emerge that make it much less appealing.
So in the last analysis, everything has an end, only the sausage has two. Me thinks however, that Barney prefers a sausage in the end.
John and Dagny Galt says:
January 6th, 2010 at 8:07 am
Dear Jeannie Queenie Bobeannie,
We don’t fault wikipedia for sharing at a fifth grade level(no offense to Jeff Foxworthy) since the mean average education level of the global population isn’t quite there yet. Once we’ve taught the planet how to live in peace via the Philosophically Mature Non-Aggression Principle…then we can worry about pushing Wikipedia standards towards intermediate school education levels.
With respect to the Bobbits, it is NEVER permissible to mutilate or torture ANY other human being EVER!
With respect to Barnie(no offense to the dinasour)…well, nevermind.
Sincerely Frankenfurtered,
John and Dagny Humdinger Galt
Starving The Monkeys, Owners Manual For The Universe!(tm)
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Jeannie Queenie says:
January 7th, 2010 at 2:00 am
D & J, You are living in another universe if you think that “Once we’ve taught…. planet… live in peace via the” Philosophically Mature Non-Aggression Principle” is even possible without a major overhaul of the forces of govt/military, business, ersatz education and religion’s dark underbelly are exposed.
It’s also safe to say every country that has gone democratic or got rid of despots, did it with the point of a gun. Where is the non-aggression in this? So you see, J & D, until we get a sixty percent reduction in global population, fat chance there will be peace on earth. . Mother Nature will do her job for us via many venues, be it disease, starvation, natural eco-terror/hurricanes
earthquakes, or territorial wars. If natural disease doesn’t take us, the govt will aid with food/vaccines/chemtrails and the like. Starvation on a grand scale is a distinct possiblity given the poor soil conditions and increasing lack of water. So we can talk non-aggression all we want, but mama nature has her own agenda, and you can’t screw with that, albeit big pharma, the state and sadist scientists think they are up to the job. I am looking forward to the day when the sheista hits the fan, and we can rid ourselves of those who would destroy creativity at all levels…education, business and a cultural life based on truth, beauty and goodness. In the meantime I try to perfect my skill sets and add to them, for only the strong will survive.
BTW…I am not the one who brought up the Bobbitts and have no idea how they were relevant to the original topic. As for never ever using aggression, I take it you don’t own guns?
John and Dagny Galt says:
January 7th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Dear Jeannie Queenie Bobeannie,
Here is your very own bumper sticker:
http://www.bumperart.com/ProductDetails.aspx?SKU=2004012257&productID=1577
And your very own personal button:
http://www.stickergiant.com/save-the-planet_rrb235.html
And…just like Karen, we believe in superior self defense in refusing, resisting, repelling, and destroying all who would commit aggression/force/fraud against us. Just because someone takes offense to the initiation of aggression doesn’t mean they aren’t prepared to unleash a huge can of self-defense whenever anyone else might try to diminish their Life, Liberty, or Property.
Start Starving The Monkeys Today!
John and Dagny Galt
Lew Rockwell, Owners Manual For The Universe!(tm)
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M. Terry says:
January 7th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Dear disturbed, rude, Jeannie Queenie,
Several things are now clear to me from your Über-obnoxious, non-sequitur riddled rantings.
First, the issue you FIRST COMMENTED ABOUT, which, due to your repeated posts, I have now read, began with “I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY ABOUT TEXTING OR USING THE CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING…”
That “ONE THING” then rambled on for an entire page, and addressed everything from “ROMAN HANDS AND RUSSIAN FINGERS” TEXTING AND CHANNEL CHANGING, NOSE PICKING, ETC, HOLLER(ing) ‘FIRE’ IN A THEATRE, MCBURGER AND FAT FRIES,PAY(ing) FOR YOUR HEALTH BILL, COMPANIES WHO POLLUTE WATERWAY(s), your RIGHT TO FISH AND EAT A HEALTHYFISH MEAL (vs) YOUR SO CALLED RIGHT TO DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT, “Distracted driving” (which you actually wrote utilizing that woefully unused shift key), SOME IDIOT WHO HAD A NEWPAPER LAID ACROSS HIS STEERING WHEEL WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS IN ONE HAND AND A CELL PHONE IS HIS OTHER WHILE SPEAKING AND RIDING AT 65 MPH, LOOKING AT THE STOCK PAGE AND CALLING HIS BROKER, YOUR RIGHTS LET OFF WHERE MINE BEGIN, HAVE(ing the) RIGHT TO EXPECT THAT THE NIMWIT BEHIND ME ON THE HIGHWAY IS NOT GOING TO CRASH INTO ME BECAUSE HE IS BROKERING 500 SHARES OF XYZ CORP.
Then you propound one “LAST POINT, HAS IT DAWNED ON ANYONE YET, THAT SINCE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SO DUMBDOWNED IN THE LAST FOUR GENERATIONS THAT NEW LAWS BEING WRITTEN ARE A RESULT OF THE PREVAILING STUPIDITY AMONG THE COMMONERS WHO ALLOWED THE DUMBING DOWN?”
That’s more than one thing, your Queenly way-highness.
But clearly, you misread the post to which you originally responded. No one suggested that others should do anything harmful to anyone. I won’t speak for Karen, but I didn’t read that in her post, nor in others.
You then continue, after inferring your “queenly” superiority over the “commoners who allowed the dumbing down: “I didn’t realize I had caps on.”
OOH. KAY.
After whining on for a page about how superior you are and how people and their driving habits are threatening you, you write: “What are you a democrat feeling sorry for the perpetrator over the victim?” and flame Dagny with bizarre homo-erotic frankfurter references.
It’s not practical to list all the non-sequiturs in your unhinged rantings, but this one takes the cake: “ As for never ever using aggression, I take it you don’t own guns?” WTF? (I know. You’ll have to look WTF up.)
I’d ask what owning a gun has to do with aggression, but since it’s now clear that all that would do would be to invite more ad hominem assaults, I’ll just say this, as you have established the rules:
Jeannie Queenie – – You are a heaping, vomitus mass of putrescent revulsion. Your unhinged, ill-aimed weasel-worded douchebaggery, disguised as Gaia-worshiping stupidity is meaningful only to you. Your are a self-important bag of rancid fly spittle, and an expert only in feigning your self-perceived authority on being an authority.
Your diaphanous pretense of self-righteous, accidental upper-case run-on idiocy is a monument to your contemptuous stupidity, and is only outdone by your sophistic attempts at insensate controversy.
You are a drooling bag of offalesque revulsion, and were obviously abandoned at birth by the pathological proto-simian creatures that unfortunately spawned you, and who, upon laying eyes upon what they perceived to be the twins of some diseased, leprous malformity, deposited you into the mutant-disposal receptacle, and mistakenly took home the better of the twins – the afterbirth, leaving you to the trolls for upbringing.
Your self-important, toxic, shrill screed, belies your belief that your “Queenie” nom-de-plume affords you some distorted sense of royalty, which makes me want to hurl. The staggering nincompoopery that you spew from your dungeon keyboard reveals all the insights of a festering, tertiary-stage syphilitic, amoebic brain, incapable of the most rudimentary form of logic. Your very existence would be a pox on us all, and an embarrassment to all who know of you, but for the fact that you are clearly the product of some horribly mutated, as yet unidentified, sub-species of yammering ape.
Your puerile, pernicious, profane, tiresome rantings have all the fetid depth of a pond of pig vomit, you smell of elderberries, and the stench of your unwashed navel smegma is almost as loathsome as your manners. You are an irritant, a rash, with the attractiveness of a blob of puke on a greasy sidewalk, a bag of unwashed, maladroit, scabies-riddled rotting offal, with the intelligence of a deceased baboon, and the personality of a self-righteous, attention starved, blob of camel snot. Did I mention that you stink, and that the malformed ideas that spew from your keyboard constitute a transparent, churlish attempt to overcome the grotesque tera-stupidity of your diseased, pathetic brain? Your nasty manners are only outdone by your faltering grasp of logic.
Not even cro magnons are impressed by your pus-spouting blabbering bromides strung together as allegedly insulting flames.
Someday, if your asylum keepers lower your medication to the point in which you can be properly taught to read, write and spell – and thus type a coherent thought – (while using the effing SHIFT KEY properly), you will be able to post a thought that functioning adults can actually understand, and perhaps may care to read. You are a tiresome boor, a vile, worthless, narcissistic sociopathic pustule of pathetic, unctuous pestilence, whose smarmy, mendacious “I HAD THE LAST WORD” postings aren’t even clever to a squashed toad.
You have all the charm of a canker on a hemorrhoid, as much importance as a dust mite, goats with with gonorrhea avoid you and you feed on rotten flesh. The only common thread in your pernicious postings is your homo-erotic sausage fetish. Your are a vermin, a rancid, ignoble “queen” who is unable to edit your nasty posts of irrelevant material prior to dazzling us with your loquacious insights.
I feel cheapened for ever having communicated in the same thread as you.
T. Terry says:
January 7th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
To Weenie Jeanie Queenie:
Oh, my gato!
What M. Terry said … quadruple-cubed and then some.
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 8th, 2010 at 1:22 am
J & D FN Galt, You talk of Philosophically Mature Non-Aggression Principle, but then totally belie that belief with your real manifestation of hatred by sending me a notice to go kill myself. Hatred can be nurtured anywhere, idealism can be perverted into sadism anywhere. You have proven both and revealed the phoniness of your so called non aggression tact.
It is hard to believe that you are an Ayn Rand fan. Your modus operandi is more like Hitler’s who said, “I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature”.
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:12 am
M Terry, I should not have to give you a blow by blow accoount why I used caps, but since you insist, here it is. I have been told by my eye doctor that I need surgery soon for cataracts. I have been using caps for it makes viewing the screen easier. I suppose as you possess a rich streak of hatred that you cannot accept that as viable, so be it. I have found that If you can’t answer a man’s arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.” Do you feel triumphant? Perhaps it was a latter post whereby I spoke of our future and the real possiblity that things could change dramatically for us, that caused you to hyperventilate so. Just remember that action cures fear, inaction creates terror. I cannot possibly nor would I want to address all of your paranoid ramblings. I also know that you cannot reason with the unreasonable. I find it so difficult to believe that you can’t see what I was saying which is simply, laws are a pain in the ass, but there are asses out there who are a threat to our life, limb or property..and you take exception to that? Uf such a simple concept alludes you, take up communication 101 kid. FYI, I go to a nursing home each night to deliver a home cooked meal for a friend who was left paralyzed from surgery almost two years ago. I live in Ct and the home is in MA. I don’t get home until late at night at which point I am tired. Because my writing isn’t 100% or I do something so earthshattering as caps for which you ruptured your balls over, does not mean that my intentions are to make you or anyone miserable, which obviously you already are, judging by that aforesaid repugnant rage filled rant of rudimentary rubbish. Your terror filled tirade reminds me of that English writer, Terry Prachett who said, ““The little flickering part of his brain that was still sparking coherent thought through the fog of mind-numbing terror that filled Colon’s head was telling him that he was so far out of his depth that the fish had lights on their noses” Get a grip man.
M. Terry says:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 2nd, 2010 at 11:30 pm
“Yes, it was longwinded and for that I am sorry, along with the caps which I did not intend to use…”
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 5th, 2010 at 1:54 am
“M Terry, I did not intentionally shout and did explain in the next post that I was in a hurry, and didn’t realize I had caps on until it was to late to do the whole thing over again, so don’t get your panties all soiled.”
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 8th, 2010 at 2:12 am
“M Terry, I should not have to give you a blow by blow accoount why I used caps, but since you insist, here it is. I have been told by my eye doctor that I need surgery soon for cataracts. I have been using caps for it makes viewing the screen easier.”
QED
Jeannie Queenie says:
January 8th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
tERRY FAIRY…Your RCI appears incapable of holding more than one thought at a time. It happens that all the above are true, and actually I could add one more…these posts are written at the end of a very long day..apparently you are not able to read for I explained my evening schedule. Actually who ordained you the MFIC? You know, you come across as the type of guy who knifes you in the back, and then
has you arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. I’ll bet that at parties you are the most loud mouthed, obnoxious and egotistical, but in spite of that, there’s something in you that repels everyone. What is really obvious however, is you are the kind of guy who turns off his hearing aid, when his wife offers her side of an argument. I am sure you think you are amusing, but really, you can’t even entertain a doubt. STBU
M. Terry says:
January 9th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Dear Jeannie Queenie,
Alright, alright I apologize. I’m really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basic in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
I hereby confirm your accusation that my “RCI is incapable of holding more than one thought at a time,” that it “sucks to be me,” acknowledge “being a democrat feeling sorry for the perpetrator over the victim,” am the pinnacle of “the loud mouthed, obnoxious and egotistical, and repel everyone,” and likely possess all the charm of untreated toenail fungus. (Those qualities may exist due to the fact that I am lacking in all social graces, being “educated” in the “ersatz” public school system, and, as a mere “commoner,” I am likely the cause of “the prevailing stupidity among the commoners who allowed the dumbing down,” and undoubtedly fall within the “sixty percent” who are overpopulating the earth, and am thus the exclusive cause of the absence of “peace on earth.” I am also so thick that I don’t know what an RCI is…)
I’m indeed guilty of not using “my hearing aid when my wife offers her side of an argument,” and admit to not being “able to entertain a doubt.” I “own a gun” and am therefore guilty of “using aggression.” Thanks to your thoughtful observations, I hereby promise to seek assistance to eliminate my “rich streak of hatred” “aggressiveness” and “feelings of triumph.” (Except for that nasty 60% of commoners like me who ought to be shot and asked to leave the country.)
I now carry a paper bag to help “control my hyperventilation,” and shall undertake “cur(ing) my fear and terror through action,” shall seek professional help in order to “control my paranoid ramblings,” and “enroll in communication 101.” Unfortunately, it’s too late to seek a cure for my “ruptured balls,” or to “control my misery.” (For the sake of accuracy, only one ‘nad is ruptured.) In the future, I shall attempt to communicate with other than “rudimentary rubbish, eliminate terror filled tirades,” and to “get a grip.” I hereby declare that I will never “play Roman hands and Russian fingers with cell phones,” never “text and channel change,” and give up my hobby of “nose picking.”
Thank your dearly for your thoughtful, caring admonishment about “poor eating choices.” I shall try not to be a “tERRY FAIRY.”
I also hereby promise to never, ever again pee into the stream, destroy the environment and “infringe on your right to eat a healthy fish meal.” I shall never, ever, “holler “fire” in a theatre where none exists”, and abandon all pretense of being “Mr 24/7 my rights.”
I now, with your help, understand the errors of my ways, and shall, instead of praying for the health and welfare of others, “look forward to the day when the sheista hits the fan, and we can rid ourselves of those who would destroy creativity at all levels… education, business and a cultural life based on truth, beauty and goodness.”
I promise to abandon any faux pretense of being right, and hereby agree to adopt the courteous manner of “argument” which you have consistently and resolutely displayed in this thread, absent of any hint of hostility, projection, accusation, superiority and assumption.
I hereby further apologize to the many whom I have ever offended for being a “commoner,” and to Karen for tolerating my puerile postings, and for any appearance of hijacking this thread.
I also promise not to post again in this thread, allowing Ms. Queenie to again lambaste me with more well deserved, thoughtful and constructive criticisms, and wish Ms. Queenie all the best, and send my wishes for a healthy and speedy recovery from her upcoming cataract surgery, and apologize to all for my shameless plagiarizing of a Fish Called Wanda in the first paragraph. With my inability to hold more than one thought and total lack of creativity. such plagiarizing was thoughtless, uncalled for, and totally necessary.
P.S. Can we be friends now?