Meals Under Wheels

Monday, July 7, 2014
Posted in category The State

I just want you Michigan folks to be informed: the government just gave you permission to ask for permission to bring home your fresh roadkill.┬áThe good and kindly bureaucrats in the state of Michigan are making it slightly less onerous to take home your roadkill. Michigan Senate Bill 613 “streamlines” the bureaucracy one must wade through in order to clean up fresh roadkill for purposes of salvaging the meat. So instead of toiling through near impossible bureaucratic engines to tag a roadkill for a carry out, one must merely seek permission from the Department of Natural Resources in order to make a road mess into a series of meals. This is recognized as a sweeping advancement in trust, efficiency, and benevolence on the part of your taskmasters. “Roadkill: It’s What’s For Dinner.”

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One Response to Meals Under Wheels

  1. Wade says:

    July 10th, 2014 at 11:16 pm

    it’s a damn shame that armadillo’s haven’t migrated as far north as Michigan :)

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