Junk Food Idiocracy

Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Posted in category Idiocracy

The Idiocracy flourishes in an boom-bubble environment. This ampm is a convenience store chain owned by BP America, Inc., and apparently, marketing folks there take a dim view of the intelligence of their demographic base. This creature thing in the company’s commercial looks like a derelict version of H.R. Pufnstuf after about two decades of eating at 7-11 and other convenience stores, and sleeping in alleys after meetups with hookers. But apparently, there is a large enough attraction from among the company’s adolescent-adult customer base to keep it all afloat.

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2 Responses to Junk Food Idiocracy

  1. Marty says:

    April 20th, 2016 at 10:29 pm

    Many claim “1984″ is the current handbook, but I think “Idiocracy” is more accurate…

  2. Töad King says:

    April 21st, 2016 at 8:56 am

    Karen, no comment on Toomgis suggestively pushing a surprise hotdog in the employee’s mouth? Or his creepy hug afterwards despite Alan’s obvious discomfort? Toomgis is the sort of guy that would unwittingly star in shows like To Catch a Predator. That’s the feeling I get from this commercial, anyways.

    If Toomgis were a little more articulate they could have closed the commercial with a scene of him holding up a hot dog and saying into the camera, “This will just be our little secret, OK?”

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