Hot Bodies Must Deny the “Cop-a-Feel” Scheme

Sunday, November 21, 2010
Posted in category The Terror State

The latest backlash against the TSA’s new groping procedures is finally reaching a level of furor that is in proportion to the atrocious crimes we have been subjected to since the government’s favorite excuse for totalitarianism: 9/11.

I haven’t flown much at all in the last few years because I figured if I did, sooner or later I would end up in jail. You see, people who know me well understand that I have no tolerance for any of this crappola being dished out by the sick bastards running their abusive and criminal pipelines at US airports. I have a mouth, and unfortunately for me, I use it every bit as well as my keyboard. In the past, in response to rude treatment from the TSA’s arrogant pricks, I have taunted the crew-cutted, militaristic-looking weenie boy TSA agents and their hoggish female counterparts, and accordingly, they have threatened me (“we will not let you get on this plane”). I have done this in front of traveling partners who were moderately frightened at my lack of ability to go along, get along, and say “yes sir” and “thank you sir.”

I raged back in 2004 at the Detroit airport, when, while preparing to get on an international flight, one of my best girlfriends had her luggage searched and some grotesque-looking male with a deformed waistline and a minimum of five chins started pulling tampons out of her Kotex box, one by one. Our group (or at least I) almost didn’t make it on the flight. In 2004 I wrote about my eventful airport moment spent evading the TSA after one of the cattle from the herd went all fruitcake on me for leaving my bag unattended.

Some people have t-shirts that read, “doesn’t play well with others.” I need one that says, “I’m a really nice person until you try to control me.”

I really don’t mean to be gross here, but rather, I like to think of the following technique as being creative. Way back in time (1980s), when I was attending rock concerts as a teenager or twenty-something, I latched on to the unnecessary nature of the pointless searches being conducted at the doors of government-owned concert venues, and I came to understand why this was taking place. And at that time it was always guys searching girls. The big thing for these guys was to search our purses. They’d ask us to open them up (wide), and they’d stick their hands down into the purse and rifle through all the items. These guys took great pleasure in this activity, and they especially enjoyed the appalled reactions from cute chicks.

Admittedly, it was my soon-to-be sister-in-law who taught me the trick to put an immediate stop to that nonsense: lay a dirty Kotex feminine pad (even if the “used” look was faked) at the top of one’s purse, and when the searcher opened up the purse … surprise! Would you like to guess how quickly the guy got his slimy hands out of my purse? I used that technique successfully for some time.

So here we are, with the new TSA scheme for getting into the pants of people who, for some odd reason, prefer privacy and a hands-off mentality when it comes to their personal genitalia. Thus I want to comment on all of the talk about hot chicks being subjected to greater scrutiny from the preying eyes of the warped TSA mobsters. I can comment on this because I am considered to be one of those chicks with a “hot body.” I have experienced these rude and vomitous pigs licking their ugly chops at me.

In the recent past, when the TSA gangsters would see my buff, little body wearing size zero pants coming up to the front of the line where you break for an individual security line, they’d wave me toward the shortest line (the porno scanner). I’d decline and head to a non-porno scanner line, and at that time, the repercussion was minor, or none at all. I layer my shirts often, and so I usually wear these really tight (and very thin), colorful tank tops underneath my shirt that take the place of a brassiere. They are not exterior shirts – they are too thin and tight for my taste, and so I wear them as a bottom layer, for color and style, and I wear some type of blouse or other shirt over the top. Twice I have been asked to remove my blouse – yes, my exterior clothes – because some scumbag who would otherwise be unemployable in any job other than a minimum wage gig got a look at my tight cover-up beneath my blouse and wanted to see me strip down to give him a cheap thrill and humiliate me in front of dozens of onlookers. Both times it was a man who told me to remove my shirt. Both times I said “hell no, I’m not stripping and walking through this line half-naked for you.” And each time the piggish thug backed off.

Fortunately for me, should I really want or need to fly, I live 19 miles from one of the two Detroit-Windsor, Canada border crossings, and I work four blocks from that spot. I’ll take my chances on a few quick questions from a lame border guard and drive a couple of miles past the border crossing to the Windsor airport. From there I can take a 40-minute connecting flight to Toronto and go anywhere in the world. The New Windsor Airport brands itself as the “hassle-free alternative airport.”

Another alternative is (yes, the government’s) train system. In spite of the incompetence and the government’s lack of ability to run the trains on time, I found the experience of riding overnight on a long trip in a private car to be very pleasant and comfortable, as well as an interesting adventure. The last time I took Amtrak they were in the process of going “wired,” so I suspect that the trains have full Internet by now. I know that security procedures on Amtrak have become more rigid, but it is nothing like I have experienced in the airports.

In recent years I have flown very little because of the buildup of the US totalitarian terror state. But now, with the government’s endorsement and deployment of the humiliation-molester state, I know for certain that I will be singled out, for my shapely body, at TSA checkpoints. Male misfits will ogle me, or, as an alternative, I will be groped by overweight, overpaid, revolting bulldykes. I came back from a California trip right before the new TSA decrees, and I had already declared that I would stop flying because I have had it with airports, airlines, and flying. This new scheme will target me, and as such, I will decline to offer myself up as a juicy tidbit for all of the grotesque losers wearing cheap patches and a plastic badge.

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18 Responses to Hot Bodies Must Deny the “Cop-a-Feel” Scheme

  1. Iluvatar says:

    November 21st, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    Gave up flying in 2004 – turned in my corporate credit card.

    For similar reasons – (violations of property – not being a buffed wonderfully looking woman!).

    They ain’t searching my crotch `cause I am a BABE!

    They are doing that `cause they are WEIRD (of really f*cked up).

    But I can’t stand the nonsense.

    I guess Ron Paul, can’t either…

    Hahahahaha, boss, see?, related topic & only 1 response – so there!

    (tongue is sticking out here – nyah, nyah, nyah!)

  2. Jeannie Queenie says:

    November 22nd, 2010 at 1:26 am

    Three cheers to the fellow who hollered, “Touch my junk” and you’re in big trouble. No cheers to Napolitano who is still making up her mind on whether to cave to CAIR’s requests that muslim women not have to endure the pat down…say what???

    What with all the veils, heavy clothing, long skirts, etc, not to mention the religious aspect, they are to be exempt? So it is looking like if you are wearing a hijab, you need not worry about a maybe we should start wearing hijabs? :)

    This much I know, Israel does not have these problems for the simple reason that they believe in common sense. In short, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, well, gee whiz, it must be a duck. It’s called profiling…or being politically correct. But no, in the land of the freaks, it is wiser to pick on little old grandmother’s and kids, who when fondled by TSA goons, scream their bloody heads off.
    It is all so very transparent what is going on…this is a big test of Americans, and Ron Paul is so right, Americans are way too submissive. Thanks to our ersatz educational system, the influence of religion and political correctness, submissiveness exists. Four years ago, I had the misfortune of being at the Detroit airport having visited my father before he passed away. I recall my luggage went through without problems, but when I stepped under the arch, alarms went off. The fellow had a fat woman pull me aside and take me around the corner where she waved her magic wand around me starting from the ground up…as soon as she got near my bustline, the beeping went off..and then she said, “Well, my dear, today you get your free government massage” as she started her tour of my chest area…of course, it was an underwire bra that did it. Still I was caught up in a flurrly of emotions from fear, to wanting to laugh hysterically, to tears to wanting to punch out the lights of the idiots in charge. I think this is all part of the wearing down process. Get enough people to cooperate with the bullshit, keep them docile and in time, they just might walk to the ovens without a whimper…all because some fools want an intrusive nanny govt.

  3. liberranter says:

    November 22nd, 2010 at 8:52 am

    No cheers to Napolitano who is still making up her mind on whether to cave to CAIR’s requests that muslim women not have to endure the pat down…say what???

    Allow me to repeat here what I’ve said on several other blogs: As an Arizona resident, I apologize profusely for fobbing that fascialist bitchtard Janet Napolitano off on the rest of the nation, and my call for Arizonans to publicly apologize as well. Actually, let me just go ahead and apologize for Arizona, period.

    This much I know, Israel does not have these problems for the simple reason that they believe in common sense.

    Jeannie, I wouldn’t hold Israel up as any sort of example to follow. If it weren’t for the problems Israel has gone out of its way to create (and which the USG insists on helping them create and exacerbate) , the events that have been used to justify this TSA fascist security theater would never have happened. (BTW, I’m more convinced now than ever that “19 Arab Muslim hijackers” had nothing whatsoever to do with the events of 9/11/01, but that’s flame fodder for a whole ‘nother thread.)

  4. Wayno says:

    November 22nd, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Karen, “…. revolting bulldykes”? Now there’s a new one. You’re a good nonconformist, I love it.

  5. Karen De Coster says:

    November 22nd, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Wayno – imagine, for a minute, a Ladies of the TSA calendar?

  6. liberranter says:

    November 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    …imagine, for a minute, a Ladies of the TSA calendar?

    You just launched my new diet, Karen! I won’t be able to eat for a MONTH with that imagine stuck in my head!

  7. Jeannie Queenie says:

    November 23rd, 2010 at 12:11 am

    @KAREN…as you are obviously a non-conformist as are most who feedback here on your site, I feel it is my duty to warn all of you that if you consider yourself any of the following, that uncle sam and his henchmen/shrinks think you need rx help.

    You might be Freethinkers—–Constitutionalist——
    Oath Keepers—-
    Peaceful Activist—-
    Peaceful Resistors—
    Those who partake in Civil Disobedience–
    Those that question Authority—–
    Highly creative artists.

    I am aware that I possess six of these so called ‘sick traits’. Anyone out there who is as crazy as me? Check out article here at—-

  8. Jeannie Queenie says:

    November 23rd, 2010 at 12:48 am

    Libberanter, in reference to Israel as using common sense, I was pointing to profiling….I call that common sense. As for your doubting 9/11, I’d have to ask you what you’re smoking. You might check out that computerized video put out by the Purdue University engineering dept that clearly shows how the planes brought down the buildings…or you could talk with the man in my life now retired CIA/federal agent for most his life. He along with other agents did not get to sleep for two weeks after 9/11…and the terrorists had plans to take down the most beautiful building in Boston the very next day, but were caught in time. Anyone who feels 9/11 never happened is living in a dream world. And please don’t take this as an endorsement of the Shrub, whose family tree is long linked to the Saudis.

    If you don’t believe that muslim hijackers took down the towers, than I suppose that you don’t believe either that everyday of the week, thousands of muslim women are burned, brutalized, knifed, declitorized, dehumanized or buried up to their head in sand, for the sin of being in the wrong place at the wrong time and gang raped by a bunch of neanderthals whose brains have
    probably dried up from the parchng sun of the deserts.

    I taught at an all male academy peopled of turkish muslim boys and the one thing I learned is that they have no respect for women whatsoever. I suppose that you also would have no problem with sharia law or sharia banking making inroads in the US as it is in Europe and Canada and Australia. Obviously you are not a woman if you think that all muslims live a peaceful religion where women are not the scapegoats of men who refuse to grow up and love to hate.

    To suggest that muslims do not want to harm us or change our way of life or inflict sharia law or banking, think again…
    there are several terrific books out there written by reformed Muslims who tell it like it is…and what they have to say is earth shattering…and it has not a whit to do with oil or Jews.

    I have to laugh when these morons say to me, “but Jean, the fundamentalists only comprise 5% of the total muslim population”..that gets me to thinking, “Yippee skippie, that means only 170 million of them want my head cut off”. How lucky is that-only 5%! And given the cellular structure of these sadists, they will only continue to grow and multiply adding folks like disenfranchised americans/euros and others to their ranks. Jew blaming is always an easy out when you have no answers to pretty severe problems that have reigned for centuries in the lands of loony, loveless and lazy men. At least one can say the Jews built a city in the middle of the desert as the Old Testament foretold they would. What has prevented the rest of the middle east from following suit…perhaps a mindset of parasiticism?…toss the PC and call a spade a spade.

  9. M. Terry says:

    November 23rd, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Gee thanks for that thought, Karen. That may have rendered me permanently impotent.

  10. Dale says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 12:10 am

    Now America has Kapo’s too!

  11. clark says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 1:49 am

    “…grotesque losers wearing cheap patches and a plastic badge.”

    I’m gonna haf ta remember that one the next time I deal with the cops or the Gestapo, er I mean the TSA, if I do, they might not cause me to be so nervous the next time,… thinking about what it’s going to cost me, because it always cost me when, i’m talkin to them, and the thought of how much I’m going to be out makes me nervous, or anxious, or something, Idk.

    There’s a song in there somewhere. Or maybe it’s just the tag line of the song about the short skirt and a looong jacket? (That ones about you, and certain women like you, BTW,… I think so anyway.)

    @Jeanie, wow, do you ever got some venom bottled up in you against the mooooslums. Lets wipe out the Plains Indians while we’re at it for the same reason too, huh?
    How’d you ever get that twist in your bend? And what about that plank in your eye?

    Also, I should just forget the 9/11 Commission saying the snow job is in, eh? (What about That?) Or just be like everybody else and just go along to get along? Just embrace the Fucking no-brain sheeple, TADA plastic people? (Plastic People, was a really great article, btw.)

    “but Jean, the fundamentalists only comprise 5% of the total muslim population”..that gets me to thinking, “Yippee skippie, that means only 170 million of them want my head cut off”.

    I do believe that’s less than the percentage of TADA’s that want to do the same thing to you for thinking you want to be free from a TSA grope and won’t bow down and kiss the feet of tptb. Get a friggin’ clue already will ya. Spend a day or so at The DailyBell maybe? Sheesh, you can’t be queen of the world, let go of the desire to rule the world and dictate policy from afar, please.

    Thank Ford for the TSA. “At lest they keep us safe!” ?

    And just Who is asking Americans to bow down? It sure as fuck aint the A-rabs:
    unless they bow to the TSA’s will???

  12. clark says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 1:50 am

    Oh yeah, and what M. Terry says.

  13. Brad R says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 8:03 am

    I had occasion to ride Amtrak recently and it was a refreshing change from air travel. There was no security screening. You just walk from the station out to the platform and board your train. The employees ranged from indifferent to pleasant/helpful; none were offensive. The bad news, though, is that the trains are only wired for Internet on the northeast corridor (D.C./N.Y./Boston).

  14. Jim Doyle says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 9:25 am

    I figure, mess with them. If it can see “junk” then add some “junk for them to see. I’m going to get a “prostesis”. Preferably one 10-12″ long. Either way, x-ray or pat down, it should be fun.

    I don’t recall any of that being on the no fly list. When they are finished opt to go thru again.

  15. Iluvatar says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    @ JQ
    Thanks for the tip up above on sick traits. Checked out the article and GASP!!@!

    It has a frickin’ DSM entry (ODD)!!! Quoting:

    “According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM), which is published by the American Psychiatric Association, nonconformity and freethinking is a mental illness labeled “oppositional defiant disorder” or ODD. If psychiatrists follow the Fourth Edition of DSM diagnosis guidelines, people who stand up for privacy and freedom might be labeled as mentally ill.

    U.S.G.W.O. reports that it has confirmed “basically that anyone who disobeys authority or even questions authority is now considered mentally ill and can be thrown in a prison-like mental institution under tax payers dollars.” I haven’t read the entire book, but U.S.G.W.O. states that according to the psychiatric manual the following people would be diagnosed as having ODD:”
    JQ’s List follows.

    And then some more:

    “According to DSM:

    The essential feature of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is a recurrent pattern of negativistic, defiant, disobedient, and hostile behavior toward authority figures that persists for at least 6 months and is characterized by the frequent occurrence of at least four of the following behaviors: losing temper, arguing with adults, actively defying or refusing to comply with the requests or rules of adults, deliberately doing things that will annoy other people, blaming others for his or her own mistakes or misbehavior, being touchy or easily annoyed by others, being angry or resentful, or being spiteful or vindictive.”

    Oh siite, that’s me…

    And did you notice the word-choice there? “Authority figures”!!

    As if authority figures always have it right.

    My mantra for the past 3 decades has been “question authority”

    (heavy German accent) “It’s off to the coolah for you”

    And oh yeah squared, what M Terry said (boy did I get grossed out by that!). Crossing my legs here… hard!

  16. Stori says:

    November 24th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    If I understand Janet Nippletano correctly, America will be safe if a high school dropout wearing blue gloves touched my vagina. Isn’t it a magical and happy world we live in?

  17. Michael says:

    November 30th, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Good for you Karen.

    I seldom have to take trips outside of New England, and I love to drive anyway.

    We have an upcoming wedding to attend to in California. My choices are either my trusty Honda Civic or Amtrak. I’m opting out too.

  18. Karen De Coster says:

    November 30th, 2010 at 10:20 pm

    Amtrak is really kinda cool.

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