Exalting Your Inner InfantTuesday, January 3, 2012
The children adults of the boom era may be financially insolvent, morally bankrupt, and voluntary slaves serving their bankster masters, but … they do have fun with their food.
I have come across yet another way for grown-ups to stayed amused by playing with their food … only in cones. You can’t sit in a jammie bar and have Pajama-clad Cereologists fill your cereal order; you can’t order peanut-butter-for-adult creations such as Cinny Nilla, Razzlie Dazzlie, and Yummer Nummer; you can’t spend your afternoon in a room painted like a daycare center mixing up candy, cereal, and sprinkles; there is no 3,200 square feet of Pop-Tarts close by; and you can’t buy stellar products such as macaroni & cheese bandages (here) or “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals” Hand Sanitizer.
But you can have your pizza, spinach, chicken, eggs, and chocolate mousse in a cone. This is the marketing behind Crispycones.
Single Handedly Conquering Hunger™
Crispycones = Mobile + Nutritious + Versatile + Delicious
My favorite thing about these crispycones is that they are branded as health food.