Dating Advice

Wednesday, August 27, 2003
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Advice for movie-watching, especially a date: if you value the person, do not take them to see the movie Solaris. Having seen it this weekend, it is perhaps the worst movie I have ever sat through. The movie is hugely boring, slow-moving, non-engaging, and hypnotic. You keep waiting and waiting for the plot to kick in, but it never delivers. The love story aspect is so silly and uninspiring. I’ve never watched a more awful movie, I don’t think. Though, Guy Ritchie’s Snatch is one we walked out on because it was sinfully dreadful.

The only value found in Solaris was the nude shots of George Clooney. But there weren’t enough of those!

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