Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating while moving less. Tell me The Onion doesn’t get the absurdity of American food culture. (Yes, this is satire.) New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Too many self-absorbed people are just way too fucking bored. (Vajazzling and Va-Ttooing.) Charles Burris writes this to me: “This brings narcissistic self-absorption and conspicuous decadence to a whole new level.” As the thought goes, one must be a prude if ya can’t fathom the culture.

Even a commie is a “hoot” (pun intended!) once in a while. Mr. Bills on artificial trophy topography (silicone self-esteem): In the end I guess my own gender is most to blame. ……… Even as adults, middle-aged dads and graying solitary or married men, we still lead with or can be led by our loins. [...]

If this doesn’t make you cry …. Skip Oliva alerted me to this site called perpetualkid.com, a website for parents of children and grown-up children who are ageless consumers of the campaign to keep Americans dumbed down and happily engaged in bread and circuses. Here you can unleash your inner detective or old west bandit [...]

Here is some more madness on the part of the shopping intoxicated masses. In Texas, people were storming the malls and crushing their way through the doors to buy the new Nike Air Jordan athletic shoe at the bargain price of $175. Watch this video to see the crowds, and especially, the interviews with the [...]

Here we go with another episode of Dingbatus Americanus Consumerism: The line of several thousand waiting customers wrapped entirely around the Toys R Us building at 4411 W. Wisconsin Ave. Thursday night. Moments before the store opened at 10 p.m., the line of those who’d just arrived and line of those who’d waited many hours overlapped. [...]

Alex Jones is right when he says “We are a wicked, decadent, degenerate society.” Not we, however, but they. He brings up my pet peeve – the daily obsession with LeBron James. I am so sick of this constant obsession with LeBron James, a giant freak of nature who gets on his tippy toes to [...]

On the Adam Lambert debacle: In addition to dragging a female dancer around by the ankles, pushing a male dancer’s head into his crotch and simulating oral sex, walking a pair of male hoofers around like dogs on a leash, and furiously thrusting his hips at every opportunity, Lambert took a moment mid-song to fervently [...]

Decivilization broke out at a Burlington Coat Factory store in Columbus, Ohio when some nutcase announced to customers that she had won a lottery and would pay for everybody’s merchandise. People flooded the registers as cashiers began ringing up purchase after purchase, but Brown had not yet paid the bill, Deakins said. At least 500 people [...]

People can’t and/or won’t bury their dead, and the city of Detroit is too broke to bury them as well. Inside the Wayne County morgue in midtown Detroit, 67 bodies are piled up, unclaimed, in the freezing temperatures. Neither the families nor the county can afford to bury the corpses. So they stack up inside [...]