California to Establish an F-Bomb Awareness WeekThursday, February 25, 2010
This is a private joke, but my California friend Richard Nikoley is in big trouble. He swore off swearing for his New Year’s Resolution, and recently, he came back to life again – just how we all love him. Well, the California state legislature must have gotten wind of his broken resolution, ‘cuz here you go:
The state Assembly passed a resolution Thursday that would establish the first week of March as “Cuss Free Week” throughout the state. If approved by the Senate next week, the measure would take effect immediately.
The resolution includes no enforcement mechanism and is simply meant to promote greater harmony and connectedness, said Assemblyman Anthony Portantino, a Democrat from La Canada Flintridge and co-author of the measure.
The teenager who started this whole thing (oh, ain’t he cute) wants to travel around the U.S. and pass these feel-good bullshit resolutions throughout the country. And the idiot parade will stand around and cheer on this flagrant waste of taxpayer money. I say fuck that.