America’s Sexiest Slug
Thursday, November 19, 2009Posted in category Uncategorized
I must not be representative of the typical American woman. ‘Cuz I just don’t get it. When Hollywood molded men into girly men to make them “attractive” and “sexy,” I must’ve missed the orientation session (or the magic pill). The decrepit Johnny Depp was once again voted the “Sexiest Man Alive” (is he wearing eye shadow??) the magazine that caters to the two-minute attention span. Johnny Depp always looks like he just crawled out of a drainage ditch after a three-week-long “save the moss” campaign. Yet the Hollywood press continues to worship this caricature of Dumpster Boy. Someone bring me my beer goggles, and quick.
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cousin lucky says:
November 20th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Beauty, or a lack of it, is in the eyes of the beholder. Some humans look good on the outside but their innards aren’t worth two cents.
Jeannie Queenie says:
November 20th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Say what…sexiest man alive? And it isn’t even April Fools day! Depp may be Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirate of the Carribean, but sexpot, not! I did a large painting for a grandson last fall based on the Pirates of the Caribbean and I painted in a small figure of Capt Jack. The painting was well received, perhaps too much so, for now I have orders for three more, although another grandson only wants Captain Jack Sparrow as the main feature of this painting. I have to take an artist’s license to make this guy look a bit fierce and swashbuckling for the real mccoy is a tad to effete for me. I see Depp as more of a dip, the kind of guy that girls have been going gaga over since the sixties when we saw the likes of ugly butt Jagger jumping on the stage. There is something wrong in our culture when girls like guys to be less than…guys! One wonders if guys are like this today, because girls are being taught that they don’t count unless they model themselves after males. Someone has to compensate for the lack of femininity today and thus guys fill the gap…whatever, this gal likes the old fashioned guy as opposed to the anemic version of what passes for manhood today among the girls…and the critiquers of hollywood stars.
Michelle Fire Eater says:
November 20th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
My husband is the sexiest man alive, but then, I’m biased. Lest anyone question my taste, I offer some other ideas about what “sexy” might mean… such as, the ability to provide, to think, to defend:
http://blogoffire.wordpress.com/page/3/
Oh, and that Kokesh kid running for office makes me sweaty, too. But Depp? ew. I’m with you on that one. He’s talented, but sexy? Whatever.
Bob Wallace says:
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
A woman I know has pictures of Johnny Depp as a pirate on her desktop. I told her Depp was secretly gay, and one nanosecond later she was throwing things at me. Honestly, whatever happened to Cary Grant?
Sonic Ninja Kitty says:
November 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I’m on the fence with this one. On one hand, he is kinda creepy looking, but on the other, he doesn’t talk much which makes him one of the more attractive Hollywood men. You see the dilemma?
The Commander says:
November 25th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Since when did large, femninine eyes and scraggly, unsupportyed, wispy, sparse, unfinished, childish facial hair become sexy? NO wonder I don’t like “modern” women.