Adult Footie Fest

Sunday, December 11, 2011
Posted in category Boobus

I’ve blogged often on the rapid disintegration of American adult maturity. The culture of enduring adolescence is turning society into a bozo collective. I’ve enjoyed making fun of those baby pajamas for adults with such names as hoodie-footies. Indeed, I can’t think of anything more sexy than a man in cutesy footie pajamas decorated with santa claus and penguins. Hot, hot! These are supposed to be “fun,” so I guess I am a curmudgeonly bore who just doesn’t get the real meaning of fun.

A reader pointed out to me that there is special footie wear designed for indoor/outdoor use – you know, when the guys are hanging ’round and yukking it up. ForeverLazy makes lounge wear for all of your “lie around, lounge around” moments. Ya gotta love the home page photo of the tailgaters in pajamas. These head-to-toe jammies for Daddy and Mommy even have “zippered hatches in front and back, for great escapes when duty calls.” Colors for men are “workday blues” and “asleep on the job gray.”

Perhaps the public schools should adopt this as a regulatory dress code to give the kiddies a “Head Start?” It could be a federally-subsidized entitlement program called “The Feds Got Your Footies.” Because everyone has a right to stay warm.

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7 Responses to Adult Footie Fest

  1. Ken Ashley says:

    December 11th, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Children are progressively more regarded as toys, at least by the Anglos. Reality for them is out. No fun. Not cute. For granny, too. Actually, this sticks when they “grow up”, from generation to generation.

    But there exists this dichotomy, which says the more attention reality should get, the less it gets, which means act goofier and hang out more flags. Maybe it will go away.

  2. Steve says:

    December 12th, 2011 at 8:48 am

    Those Hoodie Footie’s are beyond ridiculous. Of course there are MANY styles. There is a leopard print style for the woman who wants to appear ‘sexy’. Nothing like leopard print fleece to get a guy’s motor running!

  3. Jeff Hebert says:

    December 12th, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    The ForeverLazy lounge wear kinda looks like Smurf uniforms. All you really need is a bossy guy with a red cap and a white beard and you’re all set for Utopia!

  4. Steve says:

    December 14th, 2011 at 9:14 am

    Do my eyes deceive me – or is the ‘sexy’ leopard print outfitted with ‘ears’ and a ‘tail’? WTF?? Talk about infantile idiocy. A woman must have invented this – because what guy would consider fleece leopard ears sexy? It’s like the inventor wanted to sell a comfortable garment – but hey it can be sexy too if we just throw on some ears and a tail. So this crap can now be marketed to both men and women. Yippee!! Hey – the footie part is zippered – so that if her feet get too warm she can remove that part! Sounds like the perfect garment for puerile adults who must remain comfortable while looking stupid.

  5. Radical Ric says:

    December 16th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    The Foreverlazy costumes remind me of that PC children’s show “Teletubies.” It is most definitely a government ploy to get the American sheeple in line.

  6. Shannon says:

    December 22nd, 2011 at 1:40 am

    I went shopping recently and was trying to find some regular, solid colored pajamas and all I could find were low rise, ridiculous patterned sets featuring slogans and colors bright enough to cause insomnia!  Then I went over to the mens clothing clearance section and there were loads of novelty t-shirts featuring comic heroes, etc.   I have no problem with cartoons and enjoy watching the old classic ones, but some of the clothes I am seeing are ridiculous.

  7. Shannon says:

    December 25th, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    Karen, do check out this SaveMore deal going on.  For only $12.00 you can score your own Fuzzy Sock 3-pack :-P

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